Opened 8 years ago

Closed 8 years ago

#3892 closed (wontfix)

Django should implement PEP-87082 and become self-aware.

Reported by: Avril F. Owned by: jacob
Component: Core (Cache system) Version: master
Severity: Keywords: django, pep,
Cc: Triage Stage: Design decision needed
Has patch: no Needs documentation: yes
Needs tests: yes Patch needs improvement: yes
Easy pickings: UI/UX:

Description

PEP-87082 discusses the planned roadmap for beyond Python 5000b. As the premiere python web framework, Django needs to be compliant to the BDFL's plans for the future.

Step 1: the cache framework should be expanded to handle scientific notation.

To survive into the year 5 billion, Django will need a long-term caching system for both data and hardware. Unfortunately, the current caching framework, whilst excellent, is not designed for caching on the billions-of-years timescale, since this will require the cache length parameter to be specified in scientific notation (1.5778463 × 1017 to be precise.)

I recommend we enhance the current functionality with exponential notation:

CACHE_BACKEND = "memcached://127.0.0.1:11211/?timeout=1.5778463x10^17&max_entries=10000000"

Step 2: Provide some pickle mechanism for the server.

To survive the forthcoming apocalypse, the servers running Django instances will need to be "stored" somehow. Past experience shows that a stone/rock-based encoding system has a proven track record of long-term fidelity. I propose
we implement a create_stonehenge() method for storing the server information in a non-digital framework. We can look to the Cobol community for experience with this sort of stuff.

Step 3: Facilitate self-awareness in Django.

Once the two caching issues above are solved, we need to dedicate our time to ensuring that there is some recovery mechanism for un-stonehenging the server and retrieving the cache. Previous research has shown that the best solution for surviving nuclear holocausts and other apocalyptic events is to become self-aware. We should implement a neural-network based solution, and allow this to slowly trained, with the aim of it becoming self-maintaining by at least 2075.

If these steps are taken, I am confident that Django will become the world's premiere (and only) web development framework for perfectionists, of whatever type evolves once humanity has been wiped out.

Change History (2)

comment:1 Changed 8 years ago by Simon G. <dev@…>

  • Needs documentation set
  • Needs tests set
  • Patch needs improvement set
  • Triage Stage changed from Unreviewed to Design decision needed

comment:2 Changed 8 years ago by mtredinnick

  • Resolution set to wontfix
  • Status changed from new to closed

Ok, the fun is over for another year. :-)

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